tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-71014412126968167412024-03-07T22:10:19.945-08:00The Official "BLOG" of Denis McDonough - I Wish I Could Quit My Day Job!This BLOG contains rants and raves about my standup comedy experiences. The Good & The Bad.Denis McDonoughhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00282575893095091688noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7101441212696816741.post-9435133161876605232011-06-09T11:24:00.000-07:002011-06-09T11:25:28.112-07:00Anybody Celebrating Anything?"Anybody Celebrating Anything?" - Podcast episodes coming soon!!!Denis McDonoughhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00282575893095091688noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7101441212696816741.post-75652940567121796692011-01-26T17:43:00.001-08:002011-01-26T17:44:19.937-08:00Watching the standup showcase at Goodnight's comedy club.<br /><br /><br /><br /><center><a href='http://blogpress.w18.net/photos/11/01/26/2452.jpg'><img src='http://blogpress.w18.net/photos/11/01/26/s_2452.jpg' border='0' width='320' height='320' style='margin:5px'></a></center><br /><br />- Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone<br /><br /><p class='blogpress_location'>Location:<a href='http://maps.google.com/maps?q=W%20Morgan%20St,Raleigh,United%20States%4035.780894%2C-78.656251&z=10'>W Morgan St,Raleigh,United States</a></p>Denis McDonoughhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00282575893095091688noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7101441212696816741.post-73435666299022432792011-01-22T18:17:00.001-08:002011-01-24T07:18:21.411-08:00Mike Diesel headlining "The Laff Lounge" with feature comic Denis McDonough... The crowd was quiet ( I. E. Not quick ) All in all, we had s good time!<br /><br /><center><a href='http://blogpress.w18.net/photos/11/01/22/2661.jpg'><img src='http://blogpress.w18.net/photos/11/01/22/s_2661.jpg' border='0' width='320' height='320' style='margin:5px'></a></center><br />- Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone<br /><p class='blogpress_location'>Location:<a href='http://maps.google.com/maps?q=Rowland%20Dr,Port%20Deposit,United%20States%4039.603995%2C-76.115473&z=10'>Rowland Dr,Port Deposit,United States</a></p>Denis McDonoughhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00282575893095091688noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7101441212696816741.post-13959398606966298022011-01-19T23:17:00.000-08:002011-01-19T23:18:50.997-08:00Denis McDonoughhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00282575893095091688noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7101441212696816741.post-49902730024250005162011-01-12T18:22:00.001-08:002011-01-12T18:22:48.056-08:00Laugh Out Loud Comefy Club Wednesday open micI'm living the dream by performing for 10 comics and three non comic audience members!!! <br /><br /><center><a href='http://blogpress.w18.net/photos/11/01/12/3097.jpg'><img src='http://blogpress.w18.net/photos/11/01/12/s_3097.jpg' border='0' width='320' height='320' style='margin:5px'></a></center><br />- Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone<br /><p class='blogpress_location'>Location:<a href='http://maps.google.com/maps?q=Hemlock%20Ct,Angier,United%20States%4035.633311%2C-78.413693&z=10'>Hemlock Ct,Angier,United States</a></p>Denis McDonoughhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00282575893095091688noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7101441212696816741.post-13618520906956228232011-01-12T09:17:00.001-08:002011-01-12T09:17:13.256-08:00Testing the syncing ability of this app to Facebook, twitter and youtubeTesting syncing with networking sites...<br /><br /><p align='center'><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.youtube.com/v/UFUT2SZH7Ko" width="400" height="300"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/UFUT2SZH7Ko" /><param name="quality" value="high" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><!-- Fallback content --><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFUT2SZH7Ko"><img src="http://img.youtube.com/vi/UFUT2SZH7Ko/0.jpg" width="400" height="300" />YouTube Video</a></object></p>- Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone<br /><p class='blogpress_location'>Location:<a href='http://maps.google.com/maps?q=W%20Franklin%20St,Chapel%20Hill,United%20States%4035.910237%2C-79.063271&z=10'>W Franklin St,Chapel Hill,United States</a></p>Denis McDonoughhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00282575893095091688noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7101441212696816741.post-58314779974653090622011-01-12T08:59:00.001-08:002011-01-12T08:59:20.207-08:00New IPhone app for updating my blogger.com pageHope this works!!!<br />This is my view outside my cube window :)<br /><br /><br /><center><a href='http://blogpress.w18.net/photos/11/01/12/1299.jpg'><img src='http://blogpress.w18.net/photos/11/01/12/s_1299.jpg' border='0' width='320' height='320' style='margin:5px'></a></center><br />- Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone<br /><p class='blogpress_location'>Location:<a href='http://maps.google.com/maps?q=W%20Franklin%20St,Chapel%20Hill,United%20States%4035.910902%2C-79.062093&z=10'>W Franklin St,Chapel Hill,United States</a></p>Denis McDonoughhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00282575893095091688noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7101441212696816741.post-10040650022790206772010-04-14T08:38:00.003-07:002010-04-14T08:38:26.966-07:00<object width="320" height="180" ><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://www.facebook.com/v/10150089910080556" /><embed src="http://www.facebook.com/v/10150089910080556" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="320" height="180"></embed></object>Denis McDonough's ( www.denismcdonough.net ) Vlog - 2/25/2010 - "Dreamcatcher" movie review.Denis McDonoughhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00282575893095091688noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7101441212696816741.post-41501739948528085572010-04-14T08:38:00.001-07:002010-04-14T08:38:11.542-07:00<object width="320" height="240" ><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://www.facebook.com/v/10150095398205556" /><embed src="http://www.facebook.com/v/10150095398205556" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="320" height="240"></embed></object>Denis McDonough's ( www.denismcdonough.net ) Vlog 2/28/2010: Goodnights Comedy Club guest spot 2/28/2010, New Web-cam, random stranger wants a "Bro-mance".Denis McDonoughhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00282575893095091688noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7101441212696816741.post-20331628167053942852010-04-14T08:37:00.005-07:002010-04-14T08:37:53.300-07:00<object width="352" height="221" ><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://www.facebook.com/v/10150116906215556" /><embed src="http://www.facebook.com/v/10150116906215556" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="352" height="221"></embed></object>Denis McDonoughhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00282575893095091688noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7101441212696816741.post-18089595361171639182010-04-14T08:37:00.003-07:002010-04-14T08:37:32.622-07:00<object width="320" height="240" ><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://www.facebook.com/v/10150122671355556" /><embed src="http://www.facebook.com/v/10150122671355556" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="320" height="240"></embed></object>Denis McDonough's ( www.denismcdonough.net ) Vlog - 3/10/2010 -" Thanks for all the B Day wishes"," I think I had too much coffee!!!!"Denis McDonoughhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00282575893095091688noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7101441212696816741.post-75541041103222535572010-04-14T08:37:00.001-07:002010-04-14T08:37:15.462-07:00<object width="300" height="400" ><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://www.facebook.com/v/10150144268745556" /><embed src="http://www.facebook.com/v/10150144268745556" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="400"></embed></object>Denis McDonough's ( www.denismcdonough.net ) Vlog - 3/19/2010 - Yankees Drivers VS. Southern Drivers named "Alfred"Denis McDonoughhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00282575893095091688noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7101441212696816741.post-60420443822912299252010-04-14T08:36:00.003-07:002010-04-14T08:36:41.876-07:00<object width="320" height="180" ><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://www.facebook.com/v/480564170555" /><embed src="http://www.facebook.com/v/480564170555" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="320" height="180"></embed></object>Denis McDonough's ( www.denismcdonough.net ) Vlog - 2/15/2010 - Rockland Bar & Grille Open Mic Raleigh, N.C. with Mello Mike, Adam Allred & Tim Kidd - Mortal Komedy Feb 26th @ 10pm, Goodnights Comedy Club Showacse, Douche Bag CopDenis McDonoughhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00282575893095091688noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7101441212696816741.post-67570922706448812082010-04-14T08:36:00.001-07:002010-04-14T08:36:24.622-07:00<object width="300" height="400" ><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://www.facebook.com/v/487174610555" /><embed src="http://www.facebook.com/v/487174610555" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="400"></embed></object>In the car, ate at Chili's, Looks like a Freddie Mercury video lolDenis McDonoughhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00282575893095091688noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7101441212696816741.post-8185966157012281152010-04-14T08:35:00.004-07:002010-04-14T08:36:06.629-07:00<object width="320" height="180" ><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://www.facebook.com/v/496336775555" /><embed src="http://www.facebook.com/v/496336775555" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="320" height="180"></embed></object>Denis McDonough's ( www.denismcdonough.net ) Vlog - 2/15/2010 - Choppers Place feature set, GROSS hotel called "Journeys End"Denis McDonoughhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00282575893095091688noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7101441212696816741.post-82006535897268506462010-04-14T08:35:00.003-07:002010-04-14T08:35:51.079-07:00<object width="352" height="221" ><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://www.facebook.com/v/10150104224260556" /><embed src="http://www.facebook.com/v/10150104224260556" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="352" height="221"></embed></object>Denis McDonough's ( www.denismcdonough.net ) Vlog - 3/2/2010 - "Battlefield Bad Company 2 servers SUCK!", "Good set at Goodnight's comedy club".Denis McDonoughhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00282575893095091688noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7101441212696816741.post-83311004016712252082010-04-14T08:35:00.001-07:002010-04-14T08:35:17.016-07:00<object width="352" height="221" ><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://www.facebook.com/v/10150116910110556" /><embed src="http://www.facebook.com/v/10150116910110556" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="352" height="221"></embed></object>Denis McDonough's ( www.denismcdonough.net ) Vlog - 3/9/2010 - "Happy Birthday to ME!", It's Comedy CLub is full of meatheads, EA game servers are back up and running for now.Denis McDonoughhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00282575893095091688noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7101441212696816741.post-68976709071176856482010-04-14T08:34:00.001-07:002010-04-14T08:34:42.456-07:00<object width="352" height="221" ><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://www.facebook.com/v/10150146926605556" /><embed src="http://www.facebook.com/v/10150146926605556" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="352" height="221"></embed></object>Denis McDonough's ( www.denismcdonough.net ) Vlog - 3/23/2010 - "Zombie Farm", "Last Comic Standing 7","Comedian Nick Cobb".Denis McDonoughhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00282575893095091688noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7101441212696816741.post-40722165835335385432010-01-04T07:33:00.000-08:002010-01-04T10:29:54.733-08:00You know your comedy career is "BOOMING" when you do a Gas Station.You know your comedy career is "BOOMING" when you do a Gas Station.<br />This past summer I was asked to do a show in Avon, N.C. with a good friend and funny comedian Nick Cobb.<br><a href="http://www.nickcobb.com" target="_blank" class="style15" style='text-decoration: none;'>Nick Cobb official standup comedy website</a><br>I jumped at the chance to do a real show with someone I knew would be fun to work with again.<br><br />Nick flew here to Raleigh, N.C. and I drove us the rest of the way to Avon, N.C. ( about 5 hours ). As we got closer to Avon, we started to realize how out of the way the it truly was. I say that due to the fact my iPhone service got weaker and weaker the closer we got. But not being able to use my iPhone might of been a good thing because nothing scares Southerners like technology.<br><br />We finally got our destination and checked in at our hotel. The hotel was right on the beach and was conveniently located right across the street from a gas station / mini-mart. Like every mini-mart, it had all your basic necessities. But this mini-mart went a step further! It even had a private movie theater hidden by a secret door that blended into the wall perfectly that sat 30 in stadium movie theater seats. But wait! that's not the end to the AMAZING mini-mart features. Nope! The private, secret hidden theater also doubled as a "standup comedy club"...Yes, you read that right! A STANDUP COMEDY CLUB!!!<br>Wow, my agent must be working overtime! TO make sure all the islanders were aware of the show going on that weekend, they were gracious enough to advertise us on a white board in the window. we didn't have our names in lights, but we were mentioned right under "Boars head Turkey $9.54 a lb". The name really added the icing to the cake! It was called "Big Wave Daves". Which ironically was what I hoped would come and wash that place away right before we had to do the show.<br /><img src="http://www.denismcdonough.net/blogpicts/bigwave_daves_1.jpg" alt="Big Wave Daves" width="300" border="0" height="142" /><br><br /><img src="http://www.denismcdonough.net/blogpicts/bigwave_daves_2.jpg" alt="Big Wave Daves" width="300" border="0" height="218" /><br><br /><img src="http://www.denismcdonough.net/blogpicts/bigwave_daves_6.jpg" alt="Big Wave Daves" width="300" border="0" height="200" /><br><br />We were set to do two nights of shows, two shows Friday and two shows Saturday. The first show Friday night had a crowd of 3 people. Two very nice local senior citizens, and the owner. If that didn't make up for the 5 hour drive, then I don't know what would. lol Insert sarcasm here.<br />Actually to be honest, the show went great and I did 25 minutes for those three generous people. The second show was canceled due to the fact that there was no crowd. Avon N.C. is a fishing town that is on the outer banks of N.C. and people don't usually stay up late because they get up at the crack of dawn to fish.<br />The second night was a better turn out! This lady came up to Nick and I after the first show and said she loved it, but that we disappointed her. When we asked her why, she replied with this. " I told my son you were going to do a lot of "pussy jokes", but you didn't. I really hoped you would of done a lot more "pussy jokes". The more she said "pussy jokes" didn't distract me from the fact that some point of the day, the selling point to her son by her was the fact they were going to do "pussy jokes". I could just imagine how it went down. I can see the son refusing to go over and over again, but then the mom in a stroke of genius deal making yells out from down stairs...." ok, but you are going to miss out on all the "PUSSY JOKES".<br />After each show we went back to the hotel we were staying at at the expense of Big Wave Dave. It was a simple hotel room. If you consider simple to be an aroma of pee and sand. But to make up for the lovely aroma, they threw in a high-tech entertainment center. <br /><br><img src="http://www.denismcdonough.net/blogpicts/bigwave_daves_4.jpg" alt="Hotel Room courtesy of Big Wave Daves" width="300" border="0" height="203" /><br><br /><img src="http://www.denismcdonough.net/blogpicts/bigwave_daves_7.jpg" alt="Hotel Room courtesy of Big Wave Daves" width="300" border="0" height="142" /><br><br />And yes, that is a 15 inch laptop (which I had with me, thank god!)with shitty speakers that were reminiscent of a two cans tied to string to play telephone when I was 5.<br />And if you look closely at the last picture, you can see Mr. Cobb enjoying the real reason how and why we enjoyed/tolerated the whole weekend.<br /><img src="http://www.denismcdonough.net/blogpicts/bigwave_daves_5.jpg" alt="Nick Cobb on stage at Big Wave Daves" width="300" border="0" height="142" /><br>Denis McDonoughhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00282575893095091688noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7101441212696816741.post-325430888572772272009-12-20T13:18:00.000-08:002009-12-20T13:27:15.451-08:00Christmas gifts that are a tough act to follow.It's that time of year again, where friends, family and loved ones get together to eat, drink, and be merry. Oh, it's also that time of year to give gifts you want to get rid of or spend the least amount of money on. <br /><br />Last year I think I out did myself with the gift that no body can get rid of, or ignore. Introducing, the limited edition, one of a kind, "The Official Denis McDonough Standup Comedy Nite Lite".<br /><br /><img src="http://www.denismcdonough.net/blogpicts/denis_nite_lightsmall.jpg" alt="The Official Denis McDonough Standup Comedy Nite Lite" width="267" height="178" /><br /><br />I know that this nite lite is a tough act to follow, But I think I found two gifts to give this year. I can't tell you what they are yet, due to the fact those two LUCKY people might read this. I will post an update soon with pictures.<br /><br />MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!Denis McDonoughhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00282575893095091688noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7101441212696816741.post-9220353430310174122009-05-07T08:18:00.001-07:002009-05-07T08:18:30.125-07:00I made the rookie mistake of getting mad on stage!I made the rookie mistake of getting mad on stage!<br /><br />I did it, I admit it! I did dumb thing of getting mad at the crowd last night at Goodnights Comedy Club in Raleigh N.C.<br />I am no rookie, but last night I was easily sucked back into the rookie mode of getting mad and being mean to the crowd lol<br /><br />I use to always put myself down in a funny light hearted way when a joke wouldn't go as planned or the crowd missed the punchline...it was and still to a degree is my defense mechanism. I would get laughs and used it as a way to get the crowd back. But I teetered the line of convincing the crowd I was not funny and the line of making them see I am good at breaking the awkwardness of a joke gone bad. I think you need to find a happy medium between those two worlds...(Breaking the awkwardness and saving a joke).<br />But last nights crowd was a fickle one. I know, i know you shouldn't blame the crowd!!! but anyone who has ever been on a standup stage has to admit...some nights (very rare nights) you CAN blame them, there are exceptions to that rule and I am sticking to that!!!! no matter what any other of you comics say lol<br /><br />Last nights crowd picked apart the first 6 comics before me. They ranged from never been on stage to being on stage for a while but hasn't quite found their persona or act yet. The crowd was talkative and vocal about how they felt about your act. Picture the same attitude of "Showtime at The Apollo" but with rednecks! Yee haw!<br /><br />I got up there and was pretty confident I was going to bring the show back and get them to laugh. The first few jokes were a good indication of my soon to be snowballing anger towards them lol I think my first few jokes are very strong and have been tested over years of doing them...but not to them! They were silent and very good at starring at me.<br /><br />Them giving me the silent treatment really threw me off and the old stupid defense mechanism reunited with me and took over. I went to a dark place and started to pick out the people who I saw were the root of the talk back heckles. I am usually good at that! but last night I couldn't think of anything witty or funny to come back at them with. I would of done better if I came back with "Oh yeah? Well I am rubber and your glue!". That would of killed next to my witty remarks lol<br />Well I look at last nights set like this...<br />If you don't have a set like that every now and again, you will keep all the anger in and let it fester. I think you should do a set that you just throw away and let all your anger out on. I am talking about the type of crowd you have to fake and not let them see you realize your bombing. I know its all part of showbiz to get out there and act like everything is ok when it's going bad...or struggle to get them back. It can be good therapy! and prevent you from finding a nice tower and a bolt action rifle to take out your anger with ;)<br />I know there will be some of you that will throw the whole U can't blame the crowd rule and the our job is to entertain the crowd at any cost rule!<br />But I still think you need to get out the demons on a crowd that is not going to make or break our career!<br /><br />If only Lee Harvey Oswald had an open mic near him!Denis McDonoughhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00282575893095091688noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7101441212696816741.post-46017172200167286862009-01-07T09:28:00.000-08:002009-12-20T13:08:06.115-08:00Chia-Shrek in the back! and all Business in the front!Here is an update on "Chia-Shrek"!!! ( 1/07/2009 )<p>I realize that I live in the South/Bible Belt, but When your chia-shrek has a mullet..."Your Chia-Shrek Might Be a Redneck!". Sorry to all my comic friends reading this for subjecting you to that last line.<p>I guess it's more "Party in the Back" than "Business in the Front" for this beloved 3D animation ceramic head planter.<br /><p><img src="http://www.denismcdonough.net/blogpicts/shrek5a.jpg" alt="shrek chia-pet" width="198" height="123" /><br><img src="http://www.denismcdonough.net/blogpicts/shrek5b.jpg" alt="shrek chia-pet" width="198" height="123" /><br><img src="http://www.denismcdonough.net/blogpicts/shrek5c.jpg" alt="shrek chia-pet" width="198" height="123" /><br><p>I will Try to give daily updates on the growth/DeRednecking of Chia-Shrek. Don't be sad, but I might miss or skip a day of updates on this exciting growth process...Waaaaa!Denis McDonoughhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00282575893095091688noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7101441212696816741.post-63389516439727938802009-01-06T12:24:00.000-08:002009-12-20T13:09:35.628-08:00The Return of Chia-Shrek in 2009Here is the update on "Chia-Shrek"!!! Like a trailer park parent, I left poor little Chia-Shrek all alone during the holiday vacation. I worked at home on New Years Eve and almost entertained the idea of driving all the way to Chapel Hill from Raleigh just to save a ceramic 3d animation character head. If I did drive to the rescue of this potted X-Mas gift, I would be the guy who drove to the rescue of a ceramic 3d animation character head!<br>When I finally got back to work on Jan 5th 2009, I found the poor little ceramic guy in bad health. SO the following pictures are the results of 2 days worth of Intensive water care. As you can see, some of it is springing back to life...and some are not so lucky. I will keep you posted on his recovery and hopefully he will stop looking like a middle aged balding ceramic 3d animation character head.<br /><p><img src="http://www.denismcdonough.net/blogpicts/shrek3a.jpg" alt="shrek chia-pet" width="198" height="123" /><br><img src="http://www.denismcdonough.net/blogpicts/shrek3b.jpg" alt="shrek chia-pet" width="198" height="123" /><br><img src="http://www.denismcdonough.net/blogpicts/shrek4a.jpg" alt="shrek chia-pet" width="198" height="123" /><br><img src="http://www.denismcdonough.net/blogpicts/shrek4b.jpg" alt="shrek chia-pet" width="198" height="123" /><br><img src="http://www.denismcdonough.net/blogpicts/shrek4c.jpg" alt="shrek chia-pet" width="198" height="123" /><br><p>Unfortunately, thats all the updates I have for now. You will just have to wait for more. If you need that adrenalin rush, you might have to resort to watching paint dry AGAIN till the updates.Denis McDonoughhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00282575893095091688noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7101441212696816741.post-77363454635794846732008-12-30T08:43:00.000-08:002009-12-20T13:12:31.747-08:00Holiday gifts really show what they think of you<span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Holiday gifts really show what they think of you</span></span><p>These days I feel Christmas is way too commercialized and loses the true sense of the Holiday. Not that there is anything I can do to change the whole thing, but at the same time I do enjoy getting gifts. That's not to say you can't get meaning full gifts for just a small amount of money. It really depends on the thought and meaning behind the gift, not how many months it will take to pay off your credit card bill.<p>Like most Americans I didn't have a lot of extra cash to spend on gifts, and figured out a way to kill two birds with one gift. Being the struggling comic, I decided to give a gift at the same time as shamelessly promote myself.<p>Promotion materials can be very expensive but I found a great way to promote my standup for just three dollars and fifty cents. This great gift came in a 2 piece set and was a great way to spread laughs and safety all at the same time.<p> I realize that a night light can be considered tacky and not a good way to Feng shui, but then again neither is doing a one niter in a one horse town that would rather hear a fart noise as a punchline instead of a punch you spent your whole career trying to perfect. "GET ER DONE!<p><p><img src="http://www.denismcdonough.com/blogpicts/denis_nite_lightsmall.jpg" alt="nite lite" width="226" height="128" /><p>Now that I think of it, I don't think anyone would forget your name if it was on such a great example of American craftsmanship ( If you consider American craftsmanship to be made by small little Asian kids for nickels a week ).<p><br />Just when I thought I had the best tacky gift, my dad blew past me like a cute girl that memorized a knock knock joke on the road. I am the youngest of two in my family and for some reason my parents still think of me as this 12 yr old kid.<p>I am all for being green and being earth friendly for the environment, but it kind of defeats the purpose when it comes on the scalp of a 3D animation film star. I never thought I would say this, but... I would kill for one of those mutant sheep-like chia-pets. But being the the Holidays, I will make the best of the situation. My coworkers and you blog readers don't know it yet, but I will giving you updates of the growth process of my Chia-Shrek. I know!...I know!... it's like Christmas all over for you readers.<p>I am sure you will be waiting on the edge of your seats to see the updates, so I decided to tease you a bit and give you the first two days worth of progress. I think the journey will be as exciting as seeing how the local prostitute at the bus stop uses makeup to cover up her war scars of honor from the night before.<br /><p><img src="http://www.denismcdonough.com/blogpicts/shrekbox.jpg" alt="shrek chia-pet" width="198" height="123" /><br><img src="http://www.denismcdonough.net/blogpicts/shrekprep.jpg" alt="shrek chia-pet" width="198" height="123" /><br><img src="http://www.denismcdonough.net/blogpicts/shrekday1.jpg" alt="shrek chia-pet" width="198" height="123" /><br><img src="http://www.denismcdonough.net/blogpicts/shrekday1back.jpg" alt="shrek chia-pet" width="198" height="123" /><br><img src="http://www.denismcdonough.net/blogpicts/shrekday2.jpg" alt="shrek chia-pet" width="198" height="123" /><br><img src="http://www.denismcdonough.net/blogpicts/shrekday2back.jpg" alt="shrek chia-pet" width="198" height="123" /><br><p>Unfortunately, thats all the updates I have for now. You will just have to wait for more. If you need that adrenalin rush, you might have to resort to watching paint dry till the updates.Denis McDonoughhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00282575893095091688noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7101441212696816741.post-62073799578195290452008-12-29T08:16:00.000-08:002009-01-07T09:41:52.834-08:00Will Joke for CheeseCake<span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">Will Joke For CheeseCake</span></span><p><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" ><img src="http://www.denismcdonough.com/blogpicts/New_York_Cheese_Cake.jpg" alt="CheeseCake" width="105" height="149" /><br />Recently I was lucky enough to get a guest spot at a Comedy Club in Goldsboro N.C. due to the fact that I knew the headliner that night.<br />The club itself wasn't a true comedy club b/c it doubled as pool hall/air hockey/Ski-ball entertainment center. To best describe the stage and the seating would be to compare it to a state fair "Best Pig Blue Ribbon Contest". The stage was covered in drapes made from old red velvet bedazzled prom dresses and elegantly accompanied by a "Mr. Microphone Karaoke sound system.<br />The crowd was small, roughly about 20 plus people. They were local folks composed of Sanitation workers, senior citizens, and a few ladies in charge of the local Bingo game just to round it off.<br />To start off the wonderful show I knew I was going to have given the circumstances, I didn't hear the MC intro me and had to run on stage to dead silence. The spot lights were so bright, that it made me feel like I was being abducted by a UFO and then probed. The probing would of been a great foreshadowing of how the rest of my set would go (Not to mention much more enjoyable to boot!).<br />I have to be honest and say that I did get a few laughs here and there but for the most part, they were just being polite after that. There were a few things that really made me feel off my game...<br />#1. there was this old couple ( about 65 yrs + ) right up front. With the bright lights, all I could see was the outline of their blue/gray/white hair dues that mimicked dandelions swaying in a windy field. Needless to say they weren't "hip" to anything I was referencing and just smiling and nodding so as not to hurt my feelings.<br />#2. I could see the feature comic and the headliner comic just relaxing and enjoying the sight of me eating it on stage. I don't blame them for enjoying the spectacle, b/c I also can appreciate when the first comic takes a bullet for the other comics in the show.<br />Unfortunately, when the bullet catcher is you... you can't laugh about it till your time is done.<br />I was able to relax and see the other two comics pull teeth to get laughs after my set was finished. That made me feel better about my set and stopped me from giving in to the urge of running out into traffic with my eyes closed.<br />After the show, I went up to the front of the club to thank the management for the time on stage and to scurry past the audience members that were sticking around.<br />I wasn't lucky enough to sneak by them all, but I was lucky enough to get a pep talk from one guy that could of been the stunt double of Jeff Foxworthy. In a real southern voice he said to me..."Hey Buddy, You were Kind Of Funny!"..."too bad there weren't a few more people here, you probably would of gotten a few more laughs".<br /><br />I know he meant well and probably did laugh at a few of my jokes, but they never realize how personal the comic takes even the smallest of criticism. I realize that comics ( me included )can be very bitter and narcissistic, but when we are sitting their dragging our tails between our legs it's hard to smile and here "helpful" little comments from someone who has never been on stage to try and make strangers laugh.<br />All in all, it was not the worst night I had in comedy. I did however find one silver lining in the shitstorm cloud that is standup comedy one nighters...I got a big piece of gourmet NY style cheese cake with cherries on top. I don't want to brag, but it was even individually wrapped! You would of thought I found the cure for cancer in this cheesecake, b/c the whole ride home I guarded it with my life. Putting my arm across it to secure it if I stopped a little to short at a stoplight.<br />I ate it over the next two days, taking a bite here and there to savor the sweetness that was my paycheck. </span></p>Denis McDonoughhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00282575893095091688noreply@blogger.com0